Desperately need more PIE charts for clarity

Republicans have a huge problem.  They desperately want to be the party of fiscal restraint, but have no idea how to get there without losing even more of their dwindling piece of the electorate pie.  The latest tactic employed by more senior members of Congress is to publicly go on the warpath for programs that really don’t make any sort of a dent in the budget what-so-ever, just so they can be on the record as “wanting cuts”.  They are also not shy about “wanting cuts” to entitlements yet refuse to get specific about which ones.  Doing so would risk being held accountable by seniors and the poor during the next election cycle.

Case in point.  Eric Cantor recently lamented on twitter a $4M spend on IRS TV.  Mitt Romney went way out on the limb with 100 times this amount, $445M for killing Big Bird and PBS.

Here’s where we need Ross Perot to step in with some PIE charts and explain to the American people what these suggestions actually mean.

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Even Mitt’s commitment to defund PBS  amounts to 0.014% of the 17 Trillion dollar federal budget.  Maybe that’s what it is.  Trillion is just too big of a unit to comprehend.  Million, Billion, Trillion.  What’s the diff?

I can’t even show the impact of this on the above chart because it would not be visible to the naked eye.

As the PIE chart shows, 60% of the budget goes towards Medicare, Social Security, and Labor, and 18% to the Pentagon.  This is where the real meat is.

The dilemma they have is getting specific about the meaty parts.  That’s tricky business.  The usual tactic is to offer up vague proposals for spending cuts and then point the finger at the other guy for not having a specific proposal.  Both sides engage in this.

I think the American people would be okay with the labor spend if we could actually have something to show for it.  Where’s our Mt. Rushmore?  Where’s our Timberline Lodge?  Where’s our Hoover dam?  I’m not seeing it or anything close to it.  I understand Obama inherited a leaky ship and QE I and II were just about trying to keep the ship from sinking.  But still, we don’t have much of anything to show for it and that’s unsettling and opens up the door for massive criticism about where did the money go?

I just wanted to take time out this morning and thank Eric and Mitt for their detailed suggestions and then see if I could put them in perspective with an actual PIE chart.  Turns out it’s not possible.

Top 10 Ass-wipes of Fox News

10.  Laura Ingraham

Laura Ingraham is a watered down version of Ann Coulter.  Not nearly as vitriolic as Ann, but a conservative holier-than-thou ass-wipe just the same.  There’s a definite vibe of “listen to me, I know best” when listening to Laura.

9.  Karl Rove

Rove is the puppet-master that runs the Republican machine.  He’s the one directing where all the money comes from, and where it goes.  The fact that he promised to deliver Mitt Romney and then failed to do so ticked off a lot of rich people.  His waffling on election night was entertainment at its best.

8.  Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo sensationalizes everything and is an attention grabber.  His 15 minutes were over after the pirate treasure debacle.

7.  John Sununu

Sununu hasn’t smiled since 1980.  10 minutes of negativity from John every time.  Count on it.

6.  Herman Cain

Cain is an idiot, plain and simple.  The fact that he garnered support for a run for the White House is downright scary.  Almost as scary as Sarah Palin at the helm.

5.  Charles Krauthammer

Charles is an arrogant intellectual wanna-be.  Points off for chumming up to Bill O’Reilly

4.  Michelle Malkin

Michelle is that little twit that you just want to smack upside the head but can’t.

3.  Bill O’Reilly

O’Reilly occasionally surprises me with some objectivity, but it’s rare.  As of late he likes to intimidate.  He’s a partisan hack like the rest of them and he’s miserable now that Obama has been elected for a second term and I love watching him espouse his strict father approach to everything.  A veritable one-size fits all solution to whatever ails the country.

2.  Sean Hannity

At least Fox isn’t trying to mask the Fair and Balanced charade with Hannity and Colmes anymore since Colmes departed.  But still, Hannity spews vitriol at liberals for 60 solid minutes every day, and is anything but a News man.

1.  Ann Coulter

This one needs very little explanation from anyone who has seen Ann in action.  To see her is to instantly know why she qualifies for the #1 pick.  I’m delighted at the increasing number of youtube.com videos on display that show Ann getting booed off the stage.

Honorable Mention:  

Greg Gutfeld, Monica Crowley, Dennis Miller, William Kristol, Cal Thomas, Britt Hume, Sarah Palin, Dick Morris, and Lou Dobbs

Fox sure can pick ’em eh?  What a staff!

Loving the whining

I can’t stop watching the O’Reilly factor.  In the past I’ve had the opposite problem — I couldn’t watch for more than 5 minutes without becoming extremely irritated at the right wing bias, segment after segment.  But now, I’m irritated if I miss the Talking Points.  So what’s the diff?

The difference is I look forward to watching O’Reilly pound sand.  He complains about the left and the hypocrisy of the drones.  He complains the main stream media is in bed with Obama.  He whines that the country has gone to hell in a hand-basket and I’m loving every minute of it.  And it’s only just beginning.  As long as the Dems hold the white house, the whining will continue ad-nauseum.

The biggest challenge I have now is keeping from grabbing the remote when Dennis Miller comes on.  I’ve always wondered if O’Reilly realized just how not funny Miller is.  He reckons himself the king of the witty analogy.  The producers at the show however overlooked the necessity for a laugh-track to go along with his commentary.  The guy is simply … not funny.  That part’s a challenge, but today I endured.

But I’m a rank amateur at pointing out the hypocrisy of O’Reilly.  If you want high entertainment, I highly recommend any of Al Franken’s books, especially The Truth, with Jokes and Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them.  He goes off on O’Reilly with the kid gloves off and it’s hysterical.

O’Reilly can’t hold a candle to exposing hypocrisy like Al Franken does in his books.

The Internet full up in 4-5 years?

Markus Hoffman, head of Bell Labs, in a recent Scientific American article states that at we are approaching something called the Shannon limit, which is basically synonymous with being maxed out on the amount of internet traffic.

He predicts that a doubling of existing traffic levels will happen happen in the next 4-5 years.  Since the internet is just a tad over 40 years old, and now we’re doubling in 4 years’ time, this represents exponential growth.

The two solutions being talked about are 1) Add infrastructure (more fiber and satellite networks), and 2) make the infrastructure smarter by using deep packet inspection to interpret the significance of the data before routing, the latter being more likely.

Interesting stuff.  I can see where this could get very political due to access to my data when I need it ( priority ) and also for security reasons.