Sure, we knew Mitch McConnell was full of shit when he outlined his reasoning for blocking Merrick Garland. So the planet-size hypocrisy when it comes to the announcements about Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s replacement doesn’t surprise or shock in the slightest.

Get on with nominating someone and then let’s see if 50 senators have the cahonies to do it.

If, by chance they do, congratulations, you won the board game the same way my childhood friend Mark used to. By lying and cheating and making excuses at every turn. He’s in jail now.

Here’s the rub though. If Biden wins in November and then proceeds to expand the court, your job as a republican will be to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Got it? Because this isn’t what’s about best for the country anymore, this is now about manipulating the system in any possible way to get the outcome you want. There’s nothing in our beloved constitution that says they cannot do it, so keep your pie holes shut. All of you.