High School

You know how it is when you’ve worked really hard to achieve something and then you feel this immense sense of accomplishment that you’ve reached the finish line? Yeah, that wasn’t my high school experience.

I literally skated for 4 years wondering what the big deal was with this place. We aren’t doing anything that challenges me in a way that makes me feel like I’ve accomplished anything. This isn’t a huge surprise since I subscribed to a strategy of taking the easiest classes available and being satisfied with a GPA that was anything north of 3.0. I was able to do that pretty much in my sleep.

Not every class was a cakewalk for me. I’m not trying to say I was too smart for the place, far from it. I don’t know what my ranking number was at the end of senior year but it couldn’t have been very high with a 3.1

That was by design though. I went in with a goal to get a 3.1 which was just high enough to keep the parental alligators at bay and also good enough to get into the JC I aspired to go to next. Mission accomplished with very little effort. I always felt like committing to a 4 year school and getting ready for SATs was just too much. After all, I really just wanted a living wage job and to go to work, come home and be able to do the things that I like to do. I never dreamed of being rich or a doctor or anything that ambitious.

I knew from just looking at the job market that the diploma itself was pretty much worthless. There was no career path ahead by just accomplishing getting out of Centennial High School with a diploma and I knew it. It was going to take at least 2 years at a JC to get a living wage job and for sure I’ll apply myself there when the time comes.

So it’s not a surprise that when graduation day came around I was ambivalent about the festivities and decided not to go. I went and played 18 holes at Glendoveer instead. I was finding it hard to put on a fake face for even one day to pretend I had actually accomplished something when in reality I hadn’t done much of anything. Let’s have a celebration after I’ve actually accomplished something hard.

I did take an interest in a challenging series of English classes my senior year because they offered college credit for them. Writing 121, 122, and 123. I admit to applying myself to those classes for sure and aced them all (took some serious effort), but only because it was going to help me the following year at Mt. Hood Community College.

By senior year I had enough credits to get away with taking a 1/2 day of classes (3) for my entire senior year. Additional classes were available but I took a hard pass. Half days are just what I had in mind to complete my 4 years of showing up. Now please hand me my participation trophy.

Another factor was I had a long term girlfriend from another school in town which affected the amount of extra curricular activities I engaged in. I probably should have spent more time in these and been more connected to my school, but that’s not how it played out.

So congratulations, you jumped through the hoops and earned a high school diploma. BFD.

One might wonder if this obvious lack of motivation hurt me at the next level. The answer is, maybe just a touch. The math classes had students in them that were ahead of me on day 1, but not necessarily at the end of the term. I had to buckle down a little bit to get through 4 terms of calculus and the courses leading up to them, but it wasn’t rocket science. I think it affected the amount of studying I had to do but not the grades I got in the end.

My college level approach to GPA was very similar to high school. I’m a lifetime 3.1 student and proud of it. Yes, I could have worked harder. No, I didn’t want to. And I was gainfully employed for 42 years as an engineer so maybe it wasn’t a horrible strategy.

But hey, kids, don’t do what I did. Find some balance with studying and having a healthy social life. Create some memories. I didn’t do that, and when I look at Facebook and see old high school acquaintances, I find it really hard to relate. For some reason it’s almost required to be a Trump supporter to be with the cool kids these days. Hard pass. I’ve never understood that, but that’s apparently how it is in SE Portland Oregon these days. Go figure.

My best advice would be to educate yourself to the point of understanding enough about The New Deal to realize it’s absolute lunacy to join the republican party. They won’t be happy until they’ve unraveled the entire safety net FDR and his democratic successors created. At least then you won’t be voting against your own self interests.

Onboarding Expectations

I had heard stories about brutal onboarding processes at high tech companies where basically they throw you in the deep end and see if you can swim or not. They place a really high value on self-sufficiency. About the worst thing you could have a peer say is “sure, let me google that for you.” A real no hand-holding around here approach. Man-up, let’s see whatcha got. It sounded horrible and I hoped I never had to experience it. I came pretty close to missing it, but not quite.

In the 1990’s and 2000’s I managed a team of tools engineers and we had the opposite approach. We trained new hires on the tools and sometimes the class size was 1. We did it anyway. One of the biggest compliments I received (and it was from multiple people over the years) was how much they appreciated the time we took up front to familiarize them with the tools, processes and answer their noob questions. The company (Tektronix) got it. They gave me a $1M budget for my team and said “make sure my developers are happy campers.” They gave me some general direction, enough budget to be successful, and then got out of my way.

So in the twilight of my career I ended up doing a contracting stint at Venmo to be their “interrupts” engineer. I had a good idea I’d be on a short leash most of the day and that was fine, I didn’t mind that part of it as long as there were no on-call expectations. I wondered how the onboarding process would go and was disappointed to learn it was more of a throw ’em in the deep end approach.

Venmo has a rotating shift of on-call Site Reliability Engineers and my outlets for outreach were 1) contact the SRE on-call and 2) Hit up the “SRE Team” Slack channel with my questions.

There were several problems with this. First, there are a ton of things to learn starting out and the Confluence Documentation wasn’t a reliable resource for most of my questions so I didn’t have the ability to self-service the vast majority of them. Second, not all of the on-call rotation engineers were 1) available or 2) very adept at mentoring new-hires. Some were extreme introverts who seemed put out at having to answer my questions. Third, having to ask the volume of questions I had on a daily basis to the team slack channel really sucked. Having to expose one’s ignorance publicly that often is not ideal. And more often than they might care to admit, the response was crickets.

What really saved me was a few people who didn’t seem to mind being bothered with questions that I could reach out to 1/1. I tried not to over-use that chip because I didn’t want to wear out my welcome and burn other teammates out, but I had to find someone.

I can see both sides of the issue. On one hand you don’t want to set the expectation coming in that this is going to be a real hand-holding experience every time you get stumped. The other side of it is, having no help all at leads to high stress, discouragement, and the feeling that this is not a team with good collaboration skills.

So if I were managing teams again I think I’d assign each new hire a single mentor to coach them through the first few weeks. That person would be available for questions or pointers to where they could find the info, but they would be responsible for bringing a new hire up to speed. The mentor could also gage whether too many of the questions were google-able themselves and coach the new hire in that direction too if there wasn’t enough effort going into self research before asking others. But in general, some hand-holding would be available early-on.

The 3 Levels of Republican Lunacy

As we emerge from Covid and re-engage with friends and family I’m reminded of how badly Trump has damaged public discourse to the point where it’s now necessary for republicans to state which of the 3 categories they belong to. So let’s see, are you a Liz Cheney type with conservative values but a never Trumper? Or do you fall more in the camp of a Mitch McConnell, a chicken with no backbone who secretly hopes Trumpism goes by the wayside but is afraid to say so publicly for fear of losing Trump’s base. Or have you gone full election denier, Q Anon, Trump Cult and sympathize with the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers? Which is it, I really need to know!

Because if you’re an election denier, birther, racist cult member, we don’t have much to talk about. In fact I’m inclined to find some other place to be if you’re around.

If you’re in the Liz Cheney camp then we can definitely socialize and have a good time because while I know we will disagree on policy issues, you understand what ethics are and are strong enough put country over party when no one else will. Also I can be pretty sure you haven’t lost your mind.

If you’re in the middle camp of people who are either afraid or unwilling to denounce Trumpism or don’t really agree with it but engage in debate for sport in order to own the libs, then we don’t have a lot to talk about because it’s really difficult to engage in conversations with people who are intellectually dishonest.

My approach is to cut people a little bit of slack to start with because most of us are born into (and subsequently adopt), the party of our families. If your parents espoused Republicanism, chances are you’re an R. I get that. Bummer of a birthmark, but it happens. Maybe you’re mostly apolitical or inclined to holding out for republicanism to return to normal someday. That’s very optimistic of you to think that, but okay, no judgement.

And if you voted for Trump the first time because you were holding out for tax breaks or are passionate about the second amendment or abortion or whatever the case might be, I get that too. You get to be you. It’s unfortunate you didn’t heed the massive red flags from the campaign but hey, mistakes happen.

If though, after 4 years of this shit-show that left no doubt that Trump is a racist with no redeeming qualities, you voted for him again, then I’m going to suggest an intervention is warranted. Not by me, I don’t have time, but hopefully you have some friends and family who can help you see the light. Best of luck to you, have a nice life.

But republicans please, whether it be a subtle hint or an outright declaration, let us know what camp you’re in so we know what we’re dealing with. Thank you.

The Fed is rigged for Republicans

2 years ago I predicted that Jerome Powell wouldn’t do the right thing and raise interest rates because it would have an adverse effect on the stock market which is not acceptable during a republican administration. Everyone likes to let the good times roll while they are answerable for the economy. Predictably, when the fed was rumored to raise interest rates during Trump’s term, the toddler in chief threw a hissy fit and I believe it gave Jerome Powell enough pause to reconsider the move.

The fed chair is suppose to be a non partisan position but Powell, a republican, has masterfully navigated choppy waters and made sure in not so subtle ways that any interest rate hikes would happen on the Democrat’s watch. This enables republicans to scream Jimmy Carter! Jimmy Carter! at the top of their lungs when the stock market reacts to news of the hikes.

Democrats need to do a better sell job on this economy. Yes interest rates are elevated but the biggest underlying reasons have to do the pandemic which in turn is affecting the supply chain. Unemployment has gone down from 6% to 3.9% since the Biden Administration took over. How is this getting missed by the main stream media? That’s a loaded question, I know.

The Year That Was 2021

Season’s Greetings friends and family,

‘Tis the season for getting Christmas cards and I always feel like I should write back in some fashion. Also there’s a chance I could reach > 10 blog followers. So here it is.

Donna has had an eventful year to say the least.  She completed her final stint at Cambia Healthcare in May and went out in style.  She really misses the hectic pace, being on the front line of the massive corporate battles and regrets retiring in the worst way.  Just kidding. It would take a horse and 4 strong men to drag her back to work.

On a much more serious note, Donna’s victory lap of retirement was rudely interrupted in June by a breast cancer diagnosis.  To put it mildly, it was a shock to both of us but we made the necessary adjustments and carried on with our new 2021 plan — get Donna well.  She had successful surgery in September, a round of radiation treatments in November and is just now getting back to her usual bubbly self.  Her future looks great because they caught it early.  We have so many friends and family to thank for your support.  You know who you are.  It has been amazing and means so much.

I’ve mostly been a slave to my job but I did get out for an exciting fishing trip with my son Danny, and grandsons Kaden and Karter in May. We participated in catch and release and caught a boat record 23 sturgeon on the Willamette river. That was really something, let me tell ‘ya. The average fish size was north of 4′ and some were close to 5’. Apart from that one fishing excursion and with Covid I didn’t get out too much and therein lies a problem. I’ve been sitting in this chair too much so I have made the decision that after almost 42 years of service to corporate America I will be retiring in March of next year. The theme for 2022 is going to be about movement. That is to say, more of it.

We welcomed Eloise Madeline Toner to the tribe in November and she’s as cute as can be and Gwennie looks to be overjoyed to be a big sister.  With that I’ll leave you with a few pictures and some best wishes for 2022.

Donna a few weeks post surgery looking fabulous
Gwennie with Eloise Madeline Toner
Kaden with his first catch of many
Karter with the biggest fish of the day, a 56″ sturgeon. In fact too big for him to hold.
Emilia in the backyard swing
The garden was pretty good this year
Danny with a nice looking fish
I’m not sure if Mike is rooting for me to catch this fish or not
It is just so hard to decide
Tickled my funny bone
I designed this myself and had some made

Anti Woke Newberg

The Newberg, Oregon School Board has been in the news lately for instituting a district-wide ban on political symbols. Four of the board members have taken umbrage to Black Lives Matter and the rainbow colored flags that suggest support for gay rights.

But they didn’t stop there. A few months later in a surprise agenda item at a school board meeting, the four members moved to fire superintendent Joe Morelock for not doing enough to enforce the bans.

There are a number of pending legal issues having to do with the First Amendment which may have had something to do with the pace of Morelock’s enforcement, but that didn’t slow them down from giving him the heave-ho.

I would argue that such a ban isn’t realistically enforceable. Newberg School District has close to 5,000 students and the dress code police can’t be everywhere at once. Families will act out in subtle ways and likely make the board regret the decision.

This all stems from right wing republicanism of course. The problem is as far as gay rights are concerned, that ship has sailed. There isn’t any going back to the good old days of June Cleaver.

As far as Black Lives Matter goes, republicans just don’t get it.

...but, but, ALL Lives Matter.

Yes, of course they do. But at this moment in history we need to be reminded that Black Lives Matter because too many people of color have been shot at, harassed, pulled over and sent to prison for the crime of roaming around in a white neighborhood. Can we be big enough to support the concerns of our brothers and sisters?

Apparently not in Newberg.

Vatican II

As a former Catholic I often hesitate to be critical of the church for fear of offering opinions on matters of which I know nothing about. However… I do find it odd 60 years after Vatican II the church is still having a heated debate over the existence of the Latin Mass.

That was the biggest rub from the Vatican Council in 1965. Parishes could begin saying the mass in English and the faithful could relate better to what was being communicated.

More importantly though, it’s been 60 years! Don’t you think it might be time for a Vatican III? What else are they doing? C’mon guys, get with the program here. You’re losing members faster than you can shake a stick at them, do something constructive.

Nextdoor App

I’ve bought and sold a few things with the Nextdoor Neighbor app and it’s great to find out what some of the local issues are but perhaps the most entertaining thing I get from being a user comes from learning which neighbors are picking up their dog shit vs. not. Complete with pictures. You’re busted!

Chili Con Carne

(Best with 4-5 gallon soup pot)

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 5 # ground hamburger (or turkey)
  • 8 medium white onions
  • 3 green peppers
  • 2 red peppers
  • 2 anaheim peppers
  • 2-4 habenero peppers (depending on how spicey you want it)
  • 6 cans diced tomatoes ( 16 oz. ea )
  • 4 cans kidney beans ( 15 oz. ea )
  • 1 can garbonzo beans ( 15 oz. )
  • 5 cans black beans ( 15 oz. ea )
  • 2 cans tomato sauce ( 16 oz ea )
  • 2 cans chicken broth ( 16 oz ea )

Seasonings:

  • 2 tbsp sugar
  • 1 1/2 tbsp salt
  • 3 tbsp chili powder
  • 1 tsp cayenne pepper
  • 2 tbsp minced garlic

Instructions:

  • Add olive oil to the bottom of the chili cooker
  • Cut the white onions into small, thin pieces
  • Cook and stir ground turkey (or hamburger) and onions in the large soup pot until meat is brown and onions are tender.
  • Cut up the green, red, anaheim and habenero peppers into small pieces
  • Strain the kidney, garbonzo, and black beans into separate bowls of liquid and beans.
  • Drain off fat from turkey and onion (this can be done with a ladel inside the soup pot)
  • Stir in chicken broth, diced tomatoes, bean liquid, peppers, tomato sauce and seasonings
  • Heat to a boil
  • Simmer for 45 min.
  • Add beans.
  • Simmer for 30 min, stir for right consistency
  • Let it sit with the heat off for another hour
  • Warm and serve