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Why this ain’t even ‘Merica no more

I watched parts of the debate in between doing important things like my laundry. Medicare for all is a non starter. Not going to happen in my lifetime. Sorry Elizabeth Warren. I guess Beto bombed but I didn’t see it. The sooner he decides to run against Cornyn for the Texas Senate seat the better. I don’t think the nominee is getting to come from this group.

My favorite moments were when two candidates switched to Spanish for extended periods. I didn’t understand a word they said but loved every minute.

The reason I’m pleased about this is because it infuriates republicans to hear a language other than English in the homeland. This emphasizes the stupidity emanating from these people. They are racist and don’t have any idea they are being racist.

Multiple languages are spoken in every developed nation in Europe. People adjust to it by learning more than one language, not by shaming individuals for speaking their native tongue.

Youtube is filled with flag waving republicans yelling at our fellow Americans for speaking a second language. For some reason it’s usually at a Walmart checkout stand. They are petrified that the Ward Cleaver family model may be on its last leg.

So here’s my takeaway: It is. Deal with it.

Thoughts on… work

Having just switched jobs, I’ve been spending a fair amount of time reflecting on my 39 year career which is pushing the 23 mile mark of this marathon, aka “the wall.”   I’ve been thinking about the highs and the lows, jobs I liked best, the ones I thrived in, the ones I didn’t.  More importantly, why?

I’ve been fortunate to work in the so called “high tech” industry at several companies that had decent pay, benefits, advancement opportunities, awesome co-workers and challenging assignments.  I don’t have too many complaints.  But after this much time and having been around the block on this bicycle more than a few times, I know very well what works for me and what doesn’t.

Just to give you the basic history, it’s been:

  • 12 years at Boeing, mostly as an engineer specializing in Flight Controls software
  • 1.5 years at a Dutch Company (Oce´ Oregon) developing printer software
  • 18 years at Tektronix/Xerox, 3 as a Tools Engineer and 15 as a Manager of a Tools group (Printer division)
  • 7 years at Cambia Healthcare doing Build/Release work, then AWS Cloud DevOps work (Healthcare websites / middleware)
  • 2 weeks at ComScore, a media measurement company doing AWS Cloud DevOps

So the industry exposure has encompassed aerospace, printers, healthcare and now media measurement.  Definitely some interesting assignments along the way.

It’s fairly standard – and I’ve always had – exempt” status at every place I’ve worked.  What that really means is that you can be required to work 60 hours and they only have to pay you for 40.  But it also comes with some flexibility that non exempt employees don’t normally get like flex time and (occasionally) comp time.

The thing about exempt status is that you have to be mindful about work-life balance or else the next thing you know, you’re living the job.  It can take over your life and not in a healthy way.  Having said that it’s fairly standard for people in the business I’m in to work 44+ hours just to show you’re putting in a little extra and not a slacker.

Dr. Katz and Uncertainty

One of the best classes I ever took as an employee of Tektronix was an all day off-site taught by Dr. Ralph Katz based on a book he had just written: The Human Side of Managing Technological Innovation.

A couple of the main points from the class had to do with managing uncertainty with your direct reports, and additionally how positive feedback can be a strong motivator.  Even the little things that amount to positive feedback.  This is backed by data from survey after survey.

Since taking the class I’ve been pretty mindful of management’s ratio of carrot vs. stick.  Dr. Katz went into great detail about successful projects where the leadership had great motivators.  That seems to happen when they can get the employees to buy in to mission and get everyone rowing in the same direction.  When I was in management I tried to keep these points in mind.

Regarding Katz’s emphasis on managing uncertainty, his main point was that uncertainty was bad.  People perform at peak levels when they know what’s ahead.  When you’re in an environment where the company is downsizing and you don’t know if you’re going to be getting a pink slip in the next round of layoffs, it’s hard to be at your highest productivity level.

The thing is, without exception, every company I’ve worked for had downsizing.  Boeing went from 80,000 employees in 1980 to 56,000 employees in 1986.  There had to have been at least 2 rounds of layoffs per year there.  Oce’ shut down after a year and a half and the whole team took severance packages.  Tektronix and Xerox had some strong runs of hiring in the 1990’s, but also several years of painful downsizing.  From 2000-2012 it seemed like a slow, steady leak until the dam finally burst.  Cambia has had a few rounds of RIFs over the years.  Normally pretty small in size, but still, it’s not like the old days when Ward Cleaver used to grab his briefcase, go off to work and pretty much work at the same job for 40 years and never worry about it.

The biggest failing I see in companies right now is that they spend exorbitant amounts of energy explaining “The Company Strategy” because they think that’s a path to get employees’ buy-in to the plan and be productive.  In most cases it’s a huge waste of time.  The reason is because once a company goes beyond about 3 layers of management, I have a harder time relating to the top level strategy issues.  Those aren’t my day to day problems.  The issues in my sphere of influence are very different.  The honest truth is, I really don’t care about the company strategy.  Maybe I should, but I don’t.  When there’s a company meeting at the VP level or beyond, and the Sr. Management Team is talking strategy, people aren’t thinking about questioning it.  What they are thinking is, this all sounds great, but… will there be more layoffs?  Do I get to keep my house?  That’s the uncertainty that’s not managed.

I realize they cannot call out a guarantee to everyone that they will have a job next month.  Very likely they don’t even know that.  But when the layoff cloud is hanging over the campus, 75% of the people who are fretting about getting pink slipped don’t need to be fretting.  And management could address this but they choose not to.

What works

Empowerment

I don’t care if the job is in high tech or not, people normally don’t like to be micromanaged.  I especially don’t.  I’ve had some great managers who got this and I feel like I’ve done some of my best work when left alone for week(s) at a time to go develop something and then deliver it by whatever the deadline is.  I don’t mind intermediate check ins every week or couple of weeks, but basically give me a task and the get out of my way and let me go do it.  Don’t treat me like if left alone, the project for sure will get screwed up.

The product matters

Aerospace had its downside at times but for sure the systems I worked on were interesting.  Flight Controls especially.  I can’t get on an airplane anymore without thinking about what all is going on with the black boxes that control the wing surfaces, the hydraulics, the fail-over systems which are dual and triple redundant, the fault reporting.  All of it.  I found it fascinating.  I also found printers and printer interpreters to be fairly interesting.  The architecture isn’t rocket science, but it’s very complex in many ways to get those dots of ink to find the right spot on a piece of moving paper.  Conversely I have to say, I did not find healthcare the least bit interesting.  I never completely understood why we had scores of development teams and the only website I was keenly aware of was regence.com.  Come to find out there’s a ton of big data processing and you have to have sites for providers and customers, etc.  It’s extremely complex for sure.  I never took the time to really understand the business because I found it boring.  Like, really boring.  I think the product does matter.

Once the engineering work was completed on the 767, Boeing held a “first flight” event at Paine Field in Everett.  When you get to watch your product take off on a flight for the first time, there’s a lot of pride in that.  (As a side note, the landing gear never retracted on first flight — oops.  Other than that, it went well).

Work life balance

I’ve always been willing to put in extra hours .. to a point.  This is just Health 101.  I’ve never worked at one of the really cutthroat places where it’s so competitive that practically every is putting in 60+ hours per week (Amazon, Microsoft, Google come to mind), but my sense of humor about extra hours goes south if it becomes expected behavior.  Sure, give me a project and a deadline.  I’ll get you there.  But if it’s a short stroke deadline don’t expect that I’m going to pull a rabbit out of my ass every time to meet your unrealistic deadline.  Stuff happens in business, sure.  Sometimes you gotta do it.  But not every time.

A Collaborative Work Environment

I’ve never been tempted to work at these startups where they put ping-pong tables everywhere and it’s hard to tell the difference between work and a country club.  Most of those places were short-lived.  I’m not there to play games, I’m there to work.  But I do really think it’s important to have a highly collaborative work environment.  Come to think of it, all of the companies I’ve worked have had this.  Some better than others, but overall I’ve worked with some exceptional engineers and learned a ton, and in most cases people have been very agreeable about mentoring new starts and helping others outside of their normal area of responsibility.

Positive Strokes

I’ve had a few situations where the sign that says “The beatings will continue until morale improves” rang a little too true.  I understand about accountability, but you have to balance that with positive strokes too or else it gets to be an emotional drain.

What doesn’t work

Micromanagement

The opposite of empowerment, the micromanager feels like he/she needs to be in on all the details of what I’m working on and wants a daily status.  I’ve even had multiple status checks within the same day.  The problem is, there’s a psychological aspect to this. Micromanagement has the opposite effect on my productivity that they are after.  When I’m empowered, I work extra because I take pride in delivering. They get extra hours from my exempt status.  If the manager is checking in on me every 15 minutes then at 5 o’clock I go log off. I’m done!

Meetings and Interruptions

Most jobs I’ve had I found myself splitting time between helping users and doing development work.  I enjoy both but the latter requires blocks of uninterrupted time.  Don’t talk to me out of one side of your mouth and tell me how important the project is and then schedule me for an endless list of bullshit meetings that I’m not needed in.  Your job is to make sure I get those blocks of uninterrupted time and if you screw that up, chances are your deadline is in jeopardy.  Project work takes concentration.  Many times it requires deep thought.  It’s frustrating to get started on your project and get your mind settled into deep thought only to be pinged unnecessarily for that TPS report.  Okay, here’s your TPS report, but now it’s going to take me 20 minutes to get back to where I was.  I’ve lost all my shells.  Some have timed out and had aliases defined.  I have to encounter all the overhead it took me to get to where I was before I was so rudely interrupted.  Not cool.

Extreme Multi Tasking

Every job I’ve had has required some level of multi tasking.  It’s pretty much a given.  It’d be great to be on a project and work only on that project, but it’s rarely the case.   But here’s the bottom line.  I can either do 3 things for you and do them pretty well, or I can take on 10 things and do them all poorly.  That is just a fact.  You decide.  So think carefully about putting me on that extra project for “political reasons — to take their excuses away” and consequently add 4 extra meetings a week to my calendar.

The Leash is too Short

Another way of describing the dreaded “on-call” assignment.  I hate on-call.  Hate it.  I understand why a business can sometimes require it, but that doesn’t make me deal with it any better.  Having to always worry about where your phone is 24/7 in case someone might call with an urgent issue really blows chips.  If you accidentally leave your phone in the kitchen and go outside and mow the lawn and then realize you’ve been away from it for a 1/2 hour — that’s a little concerning because they keep track if you’ve responded in the 15 minute required time frame.  There’s additional stress about keeping the phone charged at all times and the ring volume high enough for fear of missing a call. There are potential career consequences for missing a call. What if I’m grocery shopping, have a cart half full and the phone rings from work? Plan on leaving the cart where it is and heading home. When planning your social calendar, figured on keeping all meaningful events off of it for that week.

I found it nerve racking, annoying, and no way to live if there are choices out there.

The Bottom Line

Life is short.  I have some friends I play Fantasy Baseball with and a few of them work in sports related jobs.  One of them is a ticket coordinator for Oregon State and gets to travel with the sports teams.  I remember when he came back after 14 days in Omaha. OSU’s baseball team had just won its third College World Series, which was a real nail biter as I recall from watching it on TV.  His quote was “I’ll take life experiences over money EVERY TIME!”  He’s right.

Remembering Wings

Here’s a random analysis of the Wings catalogue of songs from 1971-1979 (I’m including some songs from Ram which is technically pre-Wings era). Three categories: pop syrup, classic rock, really sophisticated. The pop syrup had a lot of top 40 success but I recall being into the lesser known classic rock tunes with simple, sometimes nonsensical lyrics because, that’s the point isn’t it? I’m taking a break here, amuse me with some innovative licks and catchy phrases.

The sophisticated tunes show the genius of McCartney as a songwriter and performer. I always wondered if Linda’s influence led him towards some of the pop syrup. I’ll ask him next time he stops by.

I saw McCartney live at the Rose Garden about 15 years ago or so. The band (which talent wise was an order of magnitude better than Wings) started out with Paul playing classic rock with his Hofner bass killing it on vocals. Next he switches to acoustic guitar and flawlessly played and sang sometimes solo where you are completely vulnerable and exposed. This was followed by an edgier set with Paul on electronic guitar playing some killer leads. I’m thinking to myself this guy’s versatility is incredible.

At that point a grand piano rose from the stage floor like in a broadway play and he had the audacity to play an unbelievable version of Maybe I’m Amazed. For a minute I was angry that one man was hogging all the talent in the world.

Arguably I’ve seen better concerts though that was a special night. It’s not up for debate that there are better guitar, bass, or piano players out there. What the legacy will be is the combination of versatility in musicianship plus songwriting genius packaged into one set of molecules. He’s up there near the top.

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Pop Syrup

Band on the run

Let ‘em in

Listen to what the man said

Magneto and titanium man

My love

Silly love songs

Venus and Mars

With a little luck

Cassic rock

Go Now

Heart of the country

Hi, hi, hi

Jet

Junior’s farm

Let me roll it

Letting go

Medicine jar

Rock show

Soily

Too many people

Really Sophisticated

Live and let die

The long and winding road

Maybe I’m amazed

Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey

Where’s my show?

Cable bundle, Dish, Hulu, Roku, Amazon Prime, Apple TV, Direct TV, Netflix, DVR, YouTube Channel, streaming services, Chromecast, fire sticks, antenna, … it’s a hot mess out there.

I think streaming on demand will win. PayGo. Want to watch that Blazer game? That’ll be $1.29 please. For those of us who don’t consume a ton of TV anyway, it should be more economical and especially for millennials and genXers who aren’t afraid to break old norms if it suits their lifestyle.

Cable will be around for a long time but mostly consumed by retired people.

That’s my prediction for the day. I also provide assistance for help with filling out March Madness brackets as well as stock market investment tips for a small fee. (I recommend Virginia and AMZN).

Reflecting on the number 9

Nine years ago today, this happened.  In case you’re wondering that’s Donna thinking to herself oh my God, what have I done?  During the cake cutting ceremony, I wasn’t sure of the exact sequence of events so I asked “Who goes first?”  They said “you do.”  So I said sure, and then fed myself a bite of cake.  My new bride was just a little amused at my faux pas as were the many members of our families.

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But yeah, 9 years ago today we got hitched.  It’s been a ride!  A fun one too.  We made it through the great recession without losing our shorts.  Both of us had job changes.  We’ve traveled to Europe, the East and West coasts, Hawaii, and many other states all the while yucking it up.

We’ve developed close relationships with our friends and been active socialites around town — at least compared to what I was used to.

We’ve done the “in sickness and in health” bit and toughed it out through a few episodes of that stuff.

I’m looking forward to the next 9 and if I had the chance, I’d do the last 9 over again in a heartbeat.  It’s been living life to its fullest.

Happy Anniversary, Donna.  I love you.

 

Myopic View of DHS

Having read DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen’s resignation letter in full, I’m struck by how the full scope of a very important job has been narrowed down to an internal dispute over not being cruel enough to brown skinned people at the southern border.

DHS covers protecting cyberspace, threats from real terrorists organizations, chemical and biological weapon threats, potential attacks on our networks, infrastructure and foreign interference in our election process.

Nielsen may have done a good job of keeping us safe from the long list of threats the homeland faces. But she was fired for not getting on board with a strong enough stance on family separation policy as a deterrent to families seeking asylum from Central America.

I can’t help but think our true enemies couldn’t be happier about this blatantly racist misguided focus. I’m not shedding any tears for Nielsen. While she’s the one who took the heat from congress by trying to deflect concern about family separation, children in cages and poor record keeping – it’s hard to argue she didn’t have it coming for basically defending a heartless change in policy towards asylum seekers as any good Trump soldier would. Take the bullet for the boss.

The final assessment? Thanks for taking the bullet on that but we don’t feel like you’re implemention is savage enough to meet the White House standards.

So What? The Republican Playbook

It’s not surprising #FireTuckerCarlson is trending on Twitter. He’s made no secret of his preference for white male dominance, falling just short of a formal endorsement of the KKK. It caught Fox News by surprise though that he has a history (on tape no less) of being so demeaning of women. He’s an unapologetic defender of Warren Jeffs and Roy Moore. What else do you need to know?

As someone who roots for Fox to die in controversy on a daily basis, I was interested in Tucker’s response to release of the tapes. Sure enough he followed the latest Republican trend in defending himself: double down.

We have pictures of you with a known child trafficker. So what?

We have tape of you using the C word in a live interview. So what?

We have records showing you neglected to pay taxes. So what?

We have checks showing you engaged in election fraud by paying off a porn star and a Playboy model. So what?

We have documents showing you took money from Russian oligarchs in exchange for political favors. So what? What are you gonna do about it?

CPAC

It’s heartening to see establishment republicans attack the lunacy of CPAC on Twitter. I guess it’s true what they say about the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

I’ve always thought Bill Kristol’s writing leaned more conservative than what I would espouse but after following him on Twitter for the past couple of years, I’ve come to admire him a great deal. For one thing, as a champion of the Never Trump movement he gets credit for not being complicit while watching republicans and Trump completely trash the party of Reagan. He makes it very clear that he’s bothered by it. I appreciate the honesty here. There’s a lot to be said for that.

Same is true for quite a few notable establishment republicans like John Kasich, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, the Bush family, George Will, Steve Schmidt, Ana Navarro, Al Cardenas, David Brooks, Michael Gerson, Erick Erickson, and Margaret Hoover. These are some lifelong, once proud republicans who are bold enough to speak out against the current state of lunacy, amplified to 11 on the knob by the cult-like followers at CPAC. Make no mistake about it, these CPAC people are nuts.

I find the courage of the Never Trumpers admirable and hope that someday we can get back to minor disagreements on policy. In the meantime, I consider Kristol and the others close allies. There’s a lot we agree on, most notably, that we’re overdue for a serious conversation about invoking the 25th amendment.

Covington Catholic

Most of us survived our teen years with some regrettable / idiotic behavior. I’m certainly no exception to that. The viral video of the group of teenagers from a private Catholic school in Kentucky mocking Native American Nathan Phillips looks like a very powerful teachable moment to me for both the students involved and their parents.

When you’re caught red handed treating your fellow man poorly for no reason at all, there’s an opportunity here to send a message to the teens, their parents, and the rest of us.

As someone whose father was an educator and raised a daughter who is also an educator, I can tell you that one reason the public school systems are broken is because so many parents view their school district as having an obligation to babysit their children. Schools set a standard of behavior and if the line is crossed, they do frequently use suspension as a means to remove disruptive kids from school grounds. I’ve heard stories about how effective this is because parents’ lives are disrupted big-time if they have to leave work mid-day and come pick up their kid from school. Even worse if it’s a multiple day suspension and they have to make arrangements for watching their kid because the babysitting service has put them in a time out.

Politics and MAGA hats aside for a minute, the behavior was mean and disrespectful. It stopped short of being violent thankfully.

I’ve never been someone to be quick with an “off with their heads” verdict especially when it comes to teens. I was suspended once in high school for fighting. Had I been caught doing the other 99 things I shouldn’t have been doing, it would have been an even 100. Let’s face it, kids do dumb things.

There’s chatter on Twitter about expulsions. I actually think a couple of weeks off school on a severe suspension combined with community service would be more effective. The parents will have to deal with their worst nightmare — nobody to watch their kid during the day, and the kids will get some time to think about behavior modification.

Now back to politics not aside. It seems like there may be a pattern here. For the past two years when I see videos posted of racist rants at Walmart or in general, one group of people treating another group of people poorly, why are there always so many of these red hats in the pictures?