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Syrian Diplomacy and O’Reilly’s Manhood #Syria

This guy Obama can’t win for losing. Had he attacked Syrian chemical weapons depots without consulting Congress, he would have been castigated for that. If he checks with Congress, he’s a wimp and a poor strategist, giving away too much information to the enemy.

While Fox News anchors Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity are keen on projecting Obama as the foreign policy equivalent of Jimmy Carter. We’re getting shoved around here on this Syria deal! Nobody tells America what to do! Where’s Bush and Cheney, they wouldn’t have put up with this shit!

Week after week they strut GOP has-beens across the stage questioning every motive, and criticizing every decision. If there’s a chance to make a mountain out of a mole-hill, they are all over it.

In the end, if Obama is able to take the Russians up on the chemical weapons offer (which Syria has now agreed to), and not a single missile is fired from afar and nobody is killed, you can bet that Fox News will find a way to call that defeat.

With this particular middle east conflict, it seems like a powder-keg with potential to set off a serious chain of events involving several countries dropping bombs on each other. It’s not far-fetched to imagine World War III breaking out as a result of getting in the middle of the Syrian civil war with Israel, Iran, Russia, Al Qaeda, indeed the entire middle east.

My question is, with so much at stake, why is O’Reilly so anxious to get to fisticuffs before exploring other options on the table? The answer: It’s because he’s got a small dick.

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